please watch this video
This man is insane
“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
that’s cool as fuck though
that’s not a rock it is a chess piece
it says “rook” darling
*reapplies to pre-K* *send apology macaroni art to fuckeverythingbecomeapirate*
Showing my favourite movie to my friends
mom and dad be like
not being cuddled currently which is weird, unideal, bad
MYCROFT CALM DOWN
"conceal don’t feel"
GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!
today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me
"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line
I know we have book clubs and such.
But what about fanfiction clubs? Can we do that?
Read something collectively?
Get together for tea and biscuits over webcam?
Discuss the gay?
discuss the gay
"I’ve never dated a lesbian but I’ve always wanted to"
You’re a man
Why?????would?????a lesbian?????ever wanna date you????
Do you even know what a lesbian is???
What kind of response to “sorry I’m not interested, I’m a lesbian” is this????
My cousin once got angry and insulted when I told him a lesbian couple wouldn’t want a threesome with him.
"why do you listen to kpop when you cant even understand it?"