squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 

I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

dannybriereisaliferuiner:

owning a gun

• is a right

having healthcare

• is a privilege

eddie-the-coconut-head:

tardisparkingonly:

The Doctor’s name should be Justin Time.

go home

laugh-addict:

Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones

(Source: hip-hop-apotamus)